apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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