yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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