And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I checked into jail on foursquare
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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