i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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