I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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