So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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