It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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