unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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