How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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