I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We have started to decorate penises.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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