that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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