Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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