My sheets look like a crime scene.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize