Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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