real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
only you would photoshop your dick
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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