Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
So apparently I’m into choking now
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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