Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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