ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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