I think my fart just growled at me.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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