she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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