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  So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note

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  Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.

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• (818): View more from California

  I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage

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