Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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