Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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