Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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