Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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