And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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