I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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