everyone is single if you try hard enough
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Randomize