Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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