we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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