Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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