But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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