We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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