I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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