a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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