I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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