so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
