Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
