I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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