I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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