There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
You left your phone here
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