no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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