scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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