just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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