That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
im holly from the hills drunk
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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