Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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