Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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