Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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