Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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