I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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