you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
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Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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