I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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