Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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