So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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