Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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