I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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