Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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